10 Things Girls Say That Guys Just Don’t Get

1. “I’m FINE.”

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But what she really means “I’m really angry, upset and furious and you better figure it out. I would also appreciate if we could have a long conversation about this, no shorter than 45 minutes. If not, I would appreciate if you get out of here.”

 

2. “Nothing’s Wrong”

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She really means: “Yeah something’s wrong, and I want you to care enough to drag it out of me.”

 

3. “It’s not you, I’ve just been really busy lately.”

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But she really means “You suck. Leave me alone. I’m trying to be nice to you.”

 

4. “I’m not in the mood”

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Meaning: She’s not in the mood because you are an idiot and you said or did something to make her mad. Now it’s your job to be a mind reader.

 

5. “How long have you been with me? Shouldn’t you know what I am thinking?”

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…Yes, you need to have magical mind reading magic – AGAIN!

 

6. “It’s whatever”

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What she really means is that It is very significant and it is affecting every single second of her day.

 

7. “I don’t care where we go to eat”

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But she really means, “I care a lot about where we go to eat and I need you to be a mind reader again. So, start naming restaurants. Make sure to name the right one within five attempts because I am already getting hungry.”

 

8. “You don’t care”

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What she actually means is that she feels like you haven’t shown you care about her in a while. Next time she says this shower your girl in love, kisses and hugs and she’ll feel reassured.

 

9. “Alright. Have fun.”

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When in reality she really means that “Under NO circumstances have ANY fun AT ALL. I want you to sit there in misery and miss me every second.”

 

10. “How do you know her?!”

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What she really wants to know is “What is your sexual history with that girl you just said ‘Hi’ to?” Now men, don’t answer this question, it is a death trap!